❌❌ Don't Try To Read This... you'll be Dead by laughing if You Think Read Of It..♨️

DON'T..

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1️⃣ TEACHER: Johnny, you know you can't sleep in my class.JOHNNY: I know. But maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could. 😂

2️⃣ Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?simple it is just a formality like two boxers shaking hands before the fight begins!!😂

3️⃣Teeth says to tongue: if I just press a little, you'll get cut.

Tongue replies: if i misuse a single word, all 32 of you will come out.😃😃

4️⃣ My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday. How is she now?She's fine. But, the dog died.😂😂😂

5️⃣You want to come in my life, the door is open.You want to get out of my life, the door is open.

Just one request. Don't stand at the
door, you're blocking the traffic.😃😃🤭

6️⃣Son - "Dad what's the difference between confident and confidential?"Dad - "Hmm. You are my son. Of that I am confident. Your friend Timmy is also my son. That's confidential." 😂😂😂😂🤭

7️⃣Im sorry I hurt your feelings when I called you stupid.

I really thought you already knew it.😂🤪

8️⃣"Hey what's up?""Nothing much.. converting Oxygen
into Carbon dioxide."
"How the hell do you do that?!" "Breathing... Dude."😃😃